Dial me up!

Ok, I get it, it’s hard for teens, but for the love of MAUD, they have been preparing for this since they held their first iPhones in their little baby paws. Snapchat, IG, Tik Tok, FaceTime, Texting……. Now can you imagine in the 70’s, 80’s,…… an entire family fighting over one FREAKING phone line with

I need to stop washing hands to the song, “Send In The Clowns”

Momclown observations on Corona Virus 2020:

Who’s getting the last laugh on My 600# Life? Enough fat to outlive us all, and new svelte figure to look forward to. Hoarders are now cool new friends. Whatcha got in there? No canned soup on shelves equals a generation of people who do not know how to make it. Chicken broth, noodles, chopped

I knew the day would come where I get all my medical advice from a “friend of a friend” on Facebook.

Meaningful Beauty is like joining Scientology. They never let you go.

Hotdog!

Am I the only one who sees the above and thinks, “Dammit, I want a hot dog!”   #momclown.wordpress.com

Rx.

New trend. Teens stealing parents meds and randomly dispensing at parties. Loads of week long erections and low cholesterol. #momclown.wordpress.com  

Plug It Up.

“The DivaCup empowers women to connect with their bodies and menstrual cycles like never before”   Ok, it’s been awhile. Here ya go. Enter at your own risk. Let’s go back, back in time to that scene in Carrie where she starts her period in the shower. Are ya with me? Bleeding from her lady parts and

Pedimanipause has been retired. Please welcome……. Momclown. Enter at your own risk

Misconceptions that irritate the HELL out of the parents of an only child.

Lord, where do I begin? First, bravo on your large family. I can relate. Came from a blended family of six myself. Fast forward to years of infertility and finally………. my child was born. My “only” child as most of you refer to her. The word “only” said with a slight question mark. “Oh, is