Craigslist Ad (supplied by GG) Translation by, Pedimanipause

Image

I am a married white clean Executive in the Central NJ area. I need an attractive and alluring well dressed female to accompany me locally when I call on my clients. I simply need you to be Arm Candy and attractive to those business execs i call upon. No sexual or physical contact or relationship between you and those execs is required or suggested. I just need you present to be a pleasing sight. This is a paid position. The compensation level will be discussed during our interview.
If you are interested please email me with a way I may contact you. Your photo(s) included would speed the decision making process. I can provide more details during our conversation.

 

 

OK, let’s break this down:

“I am a married white clean Executive in the Central NJ area

= Need discreet escort and I’m free of disease.

“I need an attractive and alluring well dressed female to accompany me locally when I call on my clients

= Need hot lady on arm (classy type) when I party with clients

“I simply need you to be Arm Candy and attractive to those business execs i call upon. No sexual or physical contact or relationship between you and those execs is required or suggested

= Again, you need to be hot. NOt asking you to blow them, but I’m ok with it.

 

“I just need you present to be a pleasing sight. This is a paid position. The compensation level will be discussed during our interview”
= Again, you need to be hot. Pay scale based on how HOT you are.

“If you are interested please email me with a way I may contact you. Your photo(s) included would speed the decision making process”
= Send a HOT photo if you want a reply.

Published by Monkeyhugs101

mom, wife, writer, cowgirl, Kvetcher, in no particular order.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: